I love spam commentsLast week I awarded my inaugural  “Spam Comment Of The Day” on Facebook. Today I went to clear my spam comments and found a few more gems (I read all my comments, even my spam!). They were too good to just delete without giving a little recognition to the hard working bots that are trying so desperately to attract my attention.

So, here a 5 spam comments that are gold!

1. A well deserved pat on the back

Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive read anything like this before. So nice to find somebody with some original thoughts on this subject. realy thank you for starting this up. this website is something that is needed on the web, someone with a little originality. useful job for bringing something new to the internet!

I actually got this one twice, so thanks both to Calvin and Misha!

2. The obvious advice

The first step in your career blogging venture is to create a blog.

Well, duh!

3. The unexpectedly good advice from a bot

Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your blog when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?

As far as spam goes, this is actually pretty insightful – thanks Lane!

4. Should I be afraid?

Twenty years ago, I stayed in jail. Originally should stay inside prison kitchen team. Number of points in order to inmates with envy, prison is not afraid of lasting, as long as into the kitchen. Kitchen is not bitter prisoners work not simply, still can eat superior, after all is excellent.

I am assuming you were jailed for crimes against the English language.

5. The advice you didn’t know you needed
(Warning: Not for the easily offended!)

Standing would be the most secure technique to attempt intercourse inside a library by doing this you may quickly escape with no damage accomplished if a person occurs to move by.

Umm, thank you unnamed individual.

Do you check your spam? What’s the most entertaining bit of spam you have received?

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